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Nicolas

1 апреля 2015 г., 19:22

He headed for the door,... «This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It»

He headed for the door, moving more smoothly on the crutches than I did on my
own legs. On his way out he turned and said, “And don’t put a bunch of bullshit in
my mouth, or get cute and try to make me look stupid. Now if you’ll excuse me, I
have to go to the salon to have my pubic hair straightened and dyed white so that
my dick looks like Santa Claus.” He closed the door, farting loudly all the way to his
car.