Последние издания книг Луизы Реннисон

"Yeah... a snogging fest."
"Sacre bleu!"
Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary.
I said, "But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me."
"Oo-er..."
"D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things."
"Was he dancing?"
"No... I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas..."
Then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e. A LOT).

Enjoy the vair hilarious exploits of Georgia and her pals in this special bumper 2-in-1 edition.

11.20 a.m.
This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him.
11.25 a.m.
Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas.
11.28 a.m.
And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise.
12.00 p.m.
It is soooo boring being brokenhearted...

...but Georgia doesn't remain brokenhearted for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian Stallion, Masimo, mean Georgia has her work cut out to be the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be.

Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school - urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.

Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison's second audiobook about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab?It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God... I think I have snog withdrawal. My lips keep puckering up... I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it's no good... It's been over a week. I wonder if it's my nose... I have a HUGE nose that means I have to live for ever in the Ugly Home.

READ BY LOUISE RENNISON. Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison's fabby third audiobook download on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson.

Jas said, "Well, what happened?"
And I said, "Well, it was beyond marvy. We talked and snogged and then he made me a sandwich and we snogged and then he played me a record and then we snogged."
"So it was like..."
"Yeah... a snogging fest."
"Sacre bleu!"
Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary.
I said, "But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me."
"Oo-er..."
"D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things."
"Was he dancing?"
"No... I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas..."
Then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e. A LOT).

READ BY LOUISE RENNISON. Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison's first audiobook about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson.

There are six things very wrong with my life:

1. I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years.
2. It is on my nose.
3. I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room.
4. In fourteen days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberfuhrer Frau Simpson and her bunch of sadistic 'teachers'.
5. I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home.
6. I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive.

Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she tries to overcome the dilemma's that are weighing up against her, and muddle her way through teenage life and all that it entails: how to replace accidentally shaved-off eyebrows; how to cope with Angus, her small labrador-sized Scottish wildcat; her first kiss with Peter - afterwards known as Whelk Boy; annoying teachers; unsympathetic friends and family, and how to entice Robbie the Sex God! Phew - she's really got her work cut out!

Let your tights run wild and free in the hilarious conclusion to this laugh-out-loud series. From the original Queen of Comedy!
Tallulah Casey is putting all thoughts of wild-boy Cain behind her. He is literally an animal in trousers… oo-er! Not like nice-boy Charlie (who she’s totally not thinking about either).
The Tree Sisters are chasing those golden slippers of applause at performing arts college but Dr Lightowler seems hell-bent on spoiling everything for Tallulah.
And with all her mates loved-up, can Tallulah resist the call of her wild-boy?

Three hilarious Tallulah Casey novels by the original Queen of Teen and bestselling author of Angus, Thongs and Full-frontal Snogging!

Laugh your tights off at the (VERY) amateur dramatics of Talullah Casey at performing arts college in this award-winning trilogy…

Withering Tights:
So Dother Hall isn’t quite the showbiz experience Tallulah was expecting, but once she starts her ‘FAME! I’m gonna liiiiive foreeeeeever, I’m gonna fill my tiiiiights’ summer course things are bound to perk up.

Especially when the boys arrive.

When DO the boys arrive?

A Midsummer Tights Dream:
It’s new term at Dother Hall and Tallulah can’t wait to see her pals again, Charlie and the boys from Woolfe Academy and maybe even bad-boy Cain…

And could that be the bright lights of Broadway calling?

And more importantly, for who?

The Taming of the Tights:
Tallulah is putting all thoughts of Cain behind her. He is literally an animal in trousers… oo-er. Not like nice-boy Charlie (who she’s totally not thinking about either). But whilst the Tree Sisters chase those golden slippers of applause, Dr Lightowler seems hell-bent on spoiling everything.

Can Tallulah make it through another term?

And will she resist the call of that wild-boy?

The tights run wild and free in this hilarious new novel from the Queen of Comedy!Tallulah Casey is putting all thoughts of wild boy Cain behind her. He is literally an animal in trousers… oo-er. Not like nice boy Charlie (who she’s totally not thinking about either).The Tree Sisters are chasing those golden slippers of applause at performing arts college but Dr Lightowler seems hell-bent on spoiling everything for Tallulah.And with all her mates loved up, can Tallulah resist the call of her wild boy?

Uniquely funny teenage diaries of the irresistibly hilarious Georgia – available as a ten-book set for the very first time. Gadzooks!

There are so many things very wrong with my life…
• The boy I like hates me and prefers a wet weed with sticky-out ears.
• My so-called ‘pet’, Angus, just spat at me.
• My nose is gigantic. It must have grown overnight…
• I’ve just inspected my legs. I look like I’ve got hairy trousers on.

Georgia, 14 – on the verge of womanhood – desperately muddles her way through make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school (urgh), unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.

Meet the Ace Gang, the Sex God, the Italian Stallion (oo-er) and cheeky Dave the Laugh in the FAB CONFESSIONS OF GEORGIA NICOLSON.

Uniquely funny teenage diaries of the irresistibly hilarious Georgia – the first three books together – oo-er!

Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging (book 1):
There are so many things very wrong with my life.
• The boy I like hates me and prefers a wet weed with sticky-out ears.
• My so-called ‘pet’, Angus, just spat at me.
• I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive.

‘It’s OK, I’m wearing really big knickers!’ (book 2):
• It’s a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God.
• I think I have snog withdrawal.
• I wonder if the Sex God is having second thoughts about me because of my nose…

‘Knocked out by my nunga-nungas’ (book 3):
• My nunga-nungas are like two sticky-out beacons attracting all the sadsacks in the universe.
• I’ve just inspected my legs. I look like I’ve got hairy trousers on.

Вашему вниманию предлагаются веселые откровения из дневника Джорджии Николсон "Целоваться, целоваться, никогда не расставаться...".

Для лиц старше 15 лет.

The sequel to Withering Tights – winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize 2010 – The second book in the hilarious series from the original Queen of Teen. You’ll laugh your tights off . . .

Yaroooo!

Tallulah’s triumphant Heathcliff in ‘Wuthering Heights’ the comedy musical was enough to secure her place at Dother Hall Performing Arts College for another term. She can’t wait to see her pals again, Charlie and the boys from Woolfe Academy and maybe even bad-boy Cain…

Could the bright lights of Broadway be calling? And for who?

Find out in the next Misadventures of Tallulah Casey…

Praise for WITHERING TIGHTS:

"I don't know how, but Louise Rennison has done it again. Tallulah is even funnier, warmer, and sweeter than her cousin Georgia Nicolson. I fell in love with Withering Tights, and you will too!" – Meg Cabot, author of The Princess Diaries and Abandon series.

Героиня этой книги тинейджер Джорджия Николсон ведет так называемый "Дневник поцелуев", в который записывает все, что на практике узнает о поцелуях, а еще о плюсах и минусах своего непростого возраста. "Небо серое... Облака серые... И даже трусы у меня и те серые - как моя жизнь. Хотя раньше они были белые и с кружавчиками. Просто мама по рассеянности кинула их в стиральную машину вместе с папиными черными семейными трусами... Впрочем, не все в моей жизни так безысходно. Я влюбилась и молюсь всем богам, включая Будду, чтобы чувство оказалось ответным. А пока беру частные уроки по поцелуям у одного мальчика..." Из дневника жизни…

The misadventures of Tallulah Casey...Hilarious new series from Queen of Teen - laugh your tights off at the (VERY) amateur dramatic antics of Talullah and her bonkers mates. Boys, snogging and bad acting guaranteed! Picture the scene: Dother Hall performing arts college somewhere Up North, surrounded by rolling dales, bearded cheesemaking villagers (male and female) and wildlife of the squirrely-type. On the whole, it's not quite the showbiz experience Tallulah was expecting...but once her mates turn up and they start their 'FAME! I'm gonna liiiiive foreeeeeever, I'm gonna fill my tiiiiights' summer course things are bound to perk up. Especially when the boys arrive. (When DO the boys arrive?) Six weeks of parent-free freedom. BOY freedom. Freedom of expression...cos it's the THEATRE dahling, theatre!!

"Я завела себе кота размером с Лабрадора, и он строит всю нашу семью. Моя трехлетняя сестренка Либби превратила мою комнату в туалет. Моя мама кокетничает со всеми подряд. У меня недавно были лысые брови - я случайно их сбрила. Один мальчик дает частные уроки но поцелуям - хорошо устроился. Я влюбилась и молюсь всем богам, включая Будду, чтобы чувство оказалось ответным. Сделала на лицо яичную маску да так и заснула".

Вашему вниманию предлагается книга "Девочки с Венеры, а мальчики… с дуба рухнули?".
Бесшабашные, веселые откровения из дневника Джорджии Николсон.

Ракета подана. Мы с подругой летим в Америку. Пора пройти заграничную поцелуйную практику. - Эй, Масимо! Я обязательно найду тебя! Но где же он, этот Манхэттен? Разложили атлас. - От Мэмфиса всего сантиметров десять, - говорю я. - Доехать - раз плюнуть. С трудом запихнула свой гардероб в шесть цемоданов, в котором всего-то пять пар туфель... Проснулась от кошмара. Мне приснилось, что таможенники потребовали доплату за лишний багаж. Это был мой нос.

Winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize 2010 – The first book in the hilarious series from the original Queen of Teen. You’ll laugh your tights off . . .

Picture the scene: Dother Hall Performing Arts College ,somewhere Up North, surrounded by rolling dales, bearded cheesemaking villagers (male and female) and wildlife of the squirrely-type.

On the whole, it’s not quite the showbiz experience Tallulah was expecting… but once her mates turn -p and they start their ‘FAME! I’m gonna liiiiive foreeeeeever, I’m gonna fill my tiiiiights’ summer course things are bound to perk up. Especially when the boys arrive. (When DO the boys arrive?)

Six weeks of parent-free freedom. BOY freedom. Freedom of expression… cos it’s the THEATRE dahling, theatre!

The hilarious misadventures of Tallulah Casey…

Hilariously funny Louise Rennison’s fabby sixth book of the confessions of crazy but lovable teenager Georgia Nicolson. Guaranteed to have the nation laughing their knickers off!

“Come on, Jas, you do really want to know my plan, especially as it concerns you, my little hairy pally.”
“I’m not hairy.”
“Have it your own way, just don’t go near any circuses.”
“Shut up. Go on then, tell me your plan.”
“OK, this is it: when I go to Hamburger-a-gogo land… you come with me! Do you see? We will be like Thelma and Louise!”
“We’re not called Thelma and Louise.”
“I know that, I’m just saying we will be LIKE THEM!”
“And we’re not American. And neither of us can drive.”
“Oh dear God. Jas, your spaceship has arrived. Please get in.”

Laugh your knickers off at Georgia’s tales from her trip to Hamburger-a-gogo land (the US) and her attempts to entice Masimo, the Italian stallion. Can Georgia become the composed sex-kitten she aspires to be…?

Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison’s fifth book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Louise is a star on the HarperCollins teenage list.

11.20 a.m.
This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him.
11.25 a.m.
Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas.
11.28 a.m.
And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise.
12.00 p.m.
It is soooo boring being brokenhearted…

…but Georgia doesn't remain brokenhearted for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian Stallion, Masimo, mean that Georgia has her work cut out to be the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be.

Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school – urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.