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6 апреля 2014 г., 20:11

CUSTOMER: Do you have any... «Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops»

CUSTOMER: Do you have any books on the dark arts?

BOOKSELLER: . . . No.

CUSTOMER: Do you have any idea where I could find some?

BOOKSELLER: Why don’t you try Knockturn Alley?

CUSTOMER: Where’s that?

BOOKSELLER: Oh, the centre of London.

CUSTOMER: Thanks, I’ll keep my eyes peeled for it.