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CUSTOMER (to her friend,... «Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops»
CUSTOMER (to her friend, upon opening a copy of The Lord of the Rings): Oh, look, this one’s got a map in the front.
CUSTOMER’S FRIEND: Oh yeah. Where’s it of?
CUSTOMER: Mor... Mor-dor.
CUSTOMER’S FRIEND: Oh. Where’s that then?