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capitalistka

6 апреля 2014 г., 20:13

CUSTOMER (to her friend,... «Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops»

CUSTOMER (to her friend, upon opening a copy of The Lord of the Rings): Oh, look, this one’s got a map in the front.

CUSTOMER’S FRIEND: Oh yeah. Where’s it of?

CUSTOMER: Mor... Mor-dor.

CUSTOMER’S FRIEND: Oh. Where’s that then?