Цитаты из произведения Sweetpea

My dad once said something to me that I’ve never forgotten. We were talking about John Lennon – I think a song of his came on the radio when we were in his van. He said, ‘There are three ways to make your mark on the world. Do something ordinary, do something extraordinary or kill something extraordinary. You can be an…

The problem is, I need them. I need friends. I don’t want them; it’s not like they’re the Wilson to my skinny, toothless, homeward-bound Tom Hanks. But to keep up my façade of normality, they’re just necessary. To function properly in society, you have to have people around you. It’s annoying, like periods, but there is a…

People will tell you anything if you listen to them for long enough and pretend you’re interested.

Saw another joke online today – Never break someone’s heart because they’ve only got one. They have 206 bones, break them instead.

‘I just want some stability in my life. I want a house with four front windows and two hanging baskets and a garden where I can grow things. A bigger lawn for Tink. And a better job. And a book deal. It’s not too much to ask, is it?’

To function properly in society, you have to have people around you. It’s annoying, like periods, but there is a point to it. Without friends, people start labelling you a ‘Loner’. They check your Internet history or start smelling bomb-making chemicals in your garage.